Hollywood’s formal awards season could have ended with final week’s Oscars, however a spot in our Quotes of the Week compilation is a year-round accolade.
Within the listing beneath, we’ve gathered practically 20 of tv’s most memorable sound bites from the previous seven days, together with moments each scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming sequence.
This time round, we’ve received the most recent goal of a Keeley Jones F-bomb on Ted Lasso, a nod to a sure 9-1-1: Lone Star storyline that’s finest left forgotten, a psychedelic drug journey that leaves Social gathering Down‘s Henry confused about his popular culture references, and American Auto‘s promise to viewers that they’ll by no means take a look at a bottle of mustard the identical manner once more.
Additionally featured on this week’s roundup: double doses of The Means Residence, Abbott Elementary and Gray’s Anatomy, plus quotable moments from The Final of Us, The Voice, Servant and extra reveals.
Scroll by way of the listing beneath to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the feedback and inform us if we missed any of your faves!
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PARTY DOWN
Picture Credit score: Starz screenshot “I can’t consider what I did! I’m the worst individual in the entire world! What occurred to me? I misplaced a complete man!”
“No, Evie, there are worse folks.”
“Not likely! Title somebody worse, I don’t know!”
“Stalin! Vlad the Impaler! John Krasinski! I imply, there are horrible folks…”
“From The Workplace?!”
Henry (Adam Scott) hilariously confuses a beloved actor with the Unabomber whereas tripping on mushrooms
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TED LASSO
Picture Credit score: Apple TV+ screenshot “F—okay you, Joe Rogan!”
We’re having fun with this development of Keeley (Juno Temple) telling terrible males to eff off (see additionally: Piers Morgan)
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TED LASSO (Bonus Quote!)
Picture Credit score: Apple TV+ screenshot “God, it’s like an actual workplace on the market! Individuals typing and being awkward and all the pieces!”
Keeley has formally arrived, and Rebecca (Hannah Waddingham) is fast to note
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THE VOICE
Picture Credit score: NBC screenshot “I can’t wait to see him subsequent spherical performing some Tim McGraw or one thing.”
Probability the Rapper, playfully sulking after shedding a soulful singer to Blake Shelton
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9-1-1: LONE STAR
Picture Credit score: Fox screenshot “You solely get married as soon as, mijo. Twice in your case, however solely as soon as to somebody you like.”
Apparently Carlos’ mom (Roxana Brusso) missed the memo about by no means citing the Iris marriage storyline — like, ever once more
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TRUE LIES
Picture Credit score: CBS screenshot (2) “Consider it as a piece uniform.”
“A $10,000 work uniform, Harry?”
Harry (Steve Howey) tries to assist Helen (Ginger Gonzaga) get snug in her (two pairs of!) undercover Louboutins and such
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THE WAY HOME
Picture Credit score: Hallmark Channel screenshot “Have a look at you. You’ve aged like a reasonably priced wine.”
Kat (Chyler Leigh) sees her highschool buddy Nick as an grownup
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THE WAY HOME (Bonus Quote!)
Picture Credit score: Hallmark Channel screenshot “Guessing there’s no parenting books for this distinctive scenario.”
“Effectively, I may write one, however I don’t suppose I might promote very many copies. Constructing Resilience in Your Time-Touring Teenager…”
“Yeah, it’s a distinct segment market.”
Elliot (Evan Williams) and Kat (Chyler Leigh) ponder how you can break the information to Alice that her boyfriend from 1999 is engaged within the present-day timeline
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SERVANT
Picture Credit score: Apple TV+ screenshot “It was the kindest factor anybody has ever accomplished for me. I might’ve given something to have had him for yet one more minute, and also you gave me months with him. However this ache that I really feel now, that’s a part of my love for him, too. I have to really feel it.”
A newly enlightened Dorothy (Lauren Ambrose) declines Leanne’s provide to as soon as once more revive her lifeless son Jericho
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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY
Picture Credit score: ABC screenshot “Draemond is altering the identify to Legendary Colleges Presents Abbott Constitution.”
“What within the Lee Daniels?”
Barbara (Sheryl Lee Ralph) reacts to Ava’s (Janelle James) announcement in regards to the faculty’s potential new moniker
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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (Bonus Quote!)
Picture Credit score: ABC screenshot “I’m superb at canvassing. Individuals all the time open the door for me as a result of they suppose I’m a misplaced youngster.”
Janine (Quinta Brunson) is assured she will be able to get the scholars’ mother and father on board along with her petition
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NCIS
Picture Credit score: CBS screenshot “Agent Parker, I belief you’ll let me know the place I can get a correct varenyky?”
[The senator hands Parker her card before leaving, as Vance raises an eyebrow]“A correct varenyky? Is {that a} euphemism?”
“It’s now.”
Senator Miller (Brigid Brannagh) is interested by Alden’s… dumplings
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NEXT LEVEL CHEF
Picture Credit score: Fox screenshot “Matt is freaking out, he doesn’t have a starch. You don’t want a starch in each dish, this isn’t 1978!”
Richard believes {that a} chef’s large drawback is definitely small potatoes
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AMERICAN AUTO
Picture Credit score: NBC screenshot “You suppose Richard goes to stick with me if I’m the rationale {that a} image of his penis with a squiggle of mustard will get out on the Web?!”
“Why would you are taking that image?”
“We thought it might be attractive! It was silly! It wasn’t. It was humiliating, OK? It wasn’t enjoyable. It wasn’t — Do you know that mustard stains?! Do you know that it stains the pores and skin?! I didn’t know that. I swear to God I didn’t know that!”
Katherine (Ana Gasteyer) has a meltdown with Payne’s lawyer Elliot (Humphrey Ker) about hackers releasing her and her husband’s personal nudes
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GREY’S ANATOMY
Picture Credit score: ABC screenshot “When you carry that hyena dwelling once more tonight, I’m sleeping in my van.”
“How is {that a} risk?”
Blue (Harry Shum Jr.) means that Mika (Midori Francis) rethink how she urges Lucas to ditch his noisy new lover
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GREY’S ANATOMY (Bonus Quote!)
Picture Credit score: ABC screenshot “That girl is yelling in [Owen’s] face!”
“It’s not you for as soon as. That is me, making an attempt to be encouraging.”
Bailey (Chandra Wilson) factors out to Teddy (Kim Raver) the silver lining in her husband’s rocky analysis to get off probation
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THE LAST OF US
Picture Credit score: HBO screenshot “So, time heals all wounds, I assume.”
“It wasn’t time that did it.”
Ellie (Bella Ramsey) and Joel (Pedro Pascal) break our hearts with what they don’t say within the Season 1 finale
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THE MANDALORIAN
Picture Credit score: Disney+ screenshot Mando: That is the best way
Bo: That is the best way
Grogu: *crab noise* pic.twitter.com/wMojJ67rFj
— ✨Sam✨ (@AGalaxyDivided) March 15, 2023
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Grogu (seemingly!) takes his first stab on the household mantra
