Warning: The next comprises spoilers about Season 3, Episode 12 of Apple TV+’s Ted Lasso.
Effectively, that was simply barbecue sauce.
Wednesday’s Ted Lasso finale — a sequence finale, if I’ve ever seen one — culminated in Coach Lasso’s return to Kansas, the place he was reunited along with his son Henry. His inevitable journey dwelling was preceded by a miraculous finish to AFC Richmond’s season, which noticed the Greyhounds defeat West Ham United however are available in second to Manchester Metropolis.
In a second, we’ll wish to hear what you considered the 75-minute sendoff — however first, let’s break down the destiny of greater than two dozen characters….
Coach Lasso returned to Kansas Metropolis, the place he was reunited with Henry. Within the ultimate scene, he stood on the sidelines of Henry’s soccer sport and supplied his son the identical recommendation he as soon as gave Sam: “Be a goldfish.”
Although she and Ted weren’t romantically linked ultimately, there was additionally no signal of Dr. Jacob at Henry’s soccer sport. Suffice it to say, the wedding counselor may’ve blown it with Ted’s ex when he confirmed an entire lack of curiosity in soccer.
His first title is Willis! However extra importantly, he stayed in London and married Jane at Stonehenge, surrounded by his Richmond household. Additionally in attendance for Beard and Jane’s nuptials? Purple, her menacing boyfriend Darren and their new child!
The membership matriarch determined to carry on tight to her 51-percent possession stake in AFC Richmond, having realized that the Greyhounds gave her the household she at all times needed. As an added bonus: She was reunited with the Dutchman and his daughter, giving her an precise household exterior of Nelson Street.
Roy succeeded Ted as the brand new supervisor of AFC Richmond. He additionally began seeing a therapist.
After letting go of his anger, Jamie reconnected along with his father James, who’s clearly doing effectively in rehab.
Ultimately, it was as much as Keeley to decide on between Roy and Jamie and he or she selected… neither of them. However she constructed again up her public relations agency and pitched Rebecca on beginning an AFC Richmond girls’s soccer staff.
Following Ted’s exit, Nate reclaimed his former place as assistant coach, reverse Coach Beard. He additionally launched Jade to his household. They had been final seen having dinner at Style of Athens.
After being known as out within the press for sexual impropriety, Rupert was prone to dropping every part. Then he went and pushed newly put in West Ham coach George Cartrick to the bottom and sealed his destiny. Who’s the wanker now?
After kicking Rupert to the curb, Bex inked a e book deal. Will you be preordering?
Rupert’s ex-mistress was solid on Love Island ripoff Love Conquers All. Fingers crossed she lasts longer than Jamie did.
The staff captain got here by with the penalty kick of his profession, driving the ball by the web (!) and tying the match in opposition to West Ham United. With out him, AFC Richmond wouldn’t have stood an opportunity within the second half.
After a miraculous 3-2 win in opposition to West Ham United, Colin reunited with Michael and kissed him in entrance of everybody, for the entire world to see.
The goalkeeper determined to go by “Zorro,” as soon as and for all. With a masks like that, what selection did he have?
Sam went on to realize his life-long dream of taking part in for his dwelling nation of Nigeria. Suck it, Edwin Akufo!
We’d not have gotten the Keeley/Jamie/Roy throuple we had been hoping for, however Dani lived fortunately ever after with the 2 girls we final noticed sharing his mattress within the Season 2 opener.
The director of communications was final seen internet hosting all of the Greyhounds at a yard cookout.
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Rebecca gifted every Baz, Jeremy, Paul and pub proprietor Mae one share of AFC Richmond.
Zava went on to start out his personal avocado farm… in California, the place he got here out of retirement to play for the Los Angeles Soccer Membership.
Keeley’s former modeling pal managed to get her Starf⭐kr relationship app off the bottom. She even made the duvet of Entrepreneur journal.
Following Ted’s recommendation, Trent modified the title of his e book from The Lasso Means to The Richmond Means: The Unbelievable Season of a Premier League Underdog. And he even managed to get Roy to write down the ahead. A really transient ahead.
Doc returned to Nelson Street as AFC Richmond’s Head of Psychological Well being and Emotional Effectively-Being. Amongst her sufferers: new head coach Roy Kent.
She’s studying methods to skateboard!
OK, let’s hear it! What did you consider the Ted Lasso finale? Grade the episode — and Season 3 general — through the next polls, then hit the feedback to go away a assessment… and to inform us for those who nonetheless need the present to proceed.