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Abbott Elementary –
1. Gregory: “I’ve longed for protocol. That is the most effective day of my life.” (LexiF)
2. Melissa [from up the extended ladder of the fire engine]: “Frisbee secured!” Jacob: “Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Ooh, ought to she actually be up there in heels?” Captain Robinson: “She’s carrying a helmet.” (Sandi)
3. “I by no means take heed to Chaka Khan’s ‘By way of the Hearth’ when it comes up on my Pandora. I am each lady, not a pyromaniac.” (Lindsey)
Chicago PD –
1. Kim Burgess: “I can not be who I wanna be with this. Not for my daughter and never for Adam.” (Rianne, LexiF)
2. Adam Ruzek: “Simply do not push me away, please.” (LexiF)
Legal Minds –
1. Jennifer Jereau: “Nicely subsequent time do not get shot.” (Rianne)
2. Bailey: How are you not nervous? Prentiss: I assume after being assaulted, drugged, and killed within the line of obligation, I determine, what is the worst that might occur? (Lindsey)
The Equalizer –
1. Harry: “I assume the brief model is: You mess with my household, you mess with me.” (Prpleight)
Hearth Nation –
1. Eve: “The work you do excites me. I… I like my job. I like the push that it provides me. And sharing that rush with inmates who in any other case wouldn’t have an opportunity to do it… it was a rush I wasn’t anticipating. And I would like extra. I see you, and I see Bode, and I see them, they usually deserve a second likelihood. And also you’re out right here giving it to them. So, I need to aid you argue for extra funding. That’s why I’m asking you questions. I’m in your nook Captain. However you gotta let me be.” (Sandi)
Ghosts –
1. Sam: “The cranium that was discovered turned out to be Trevor’s.” Trevor: “Knew it! You see that chiseled jaw bone? You can slice brisket with that factor.” Hetty: “Congratulations, Trevor, or my condolences. As an etiquette stickler, I confess I am at a loss.”
2. Sam: “This nation was constructed by common folks.” Sasappis: “Essential white guys, mediocre white guys…” (Prpleight)
3. Jay: “I do know I can’t see the ghosts or hear them, however I care about them, and would by no means do something to threat hurt to them if I didn’t assume with all of my coronary heart that this might work.”
4. Flower: “Oh, that is so nerve-racking. If these two don’t find yourself collectively Trevor won’t ever be born!” Pete: “I by no means ought to have confirmed her Again to the Future.” (Sandi)
5. Isaac: “So, George, inform me about your self?” George: “Sufficient chitchat. Let’s get to the naughty stuff.” Isaac: “Oh, that’s a bit ahead. Aren’t you a Puritan?” George: “Sure. However once I died and didn’t instantly go to heaven I reconsidered some issues. I’m a foul, unhealthy boy now. And I need to hear what you’re carrying, sir.” (Prpleight and Sandi)
The Final of Us –
1. Ellie: “Why did you carry me right here?” Riley: “As a result of I needed to see you.” Ellie: “And?” Riley: “And…and I needed to say goodbye. This isn’t straightforward, Ellie.” Ellie: “It really is. You simply did it. Goodbye.” (Sandi)
2. Sam: “If you happen to flip right into a monster, is it nonetheless you inside?”
3. Maria: “Watch out who you place your religion in. The one individuals who can betray us are those we belief.”
4. Riley: “It ends this manner for everybody ultimately, proper? A few of us simply get there sooner than others. However we do not stop. Whether or not it is two minutes or two days, we do not give that up.” (Maria Sol)
Regulation and Order: SVU –
1. Pence Humphrey [to the departing Olivia Benson]: “An ass just like the satan and a face like Jayne Mansfield.” (Djriter)
The Mandalorian –
1. Anzellan: “No! No! No! No, down, down!” Din Djarin: “No, Grogu. He’s not a pet.” Anzellan: “No squeezie. Not squeeze. Not squeeze! Dangerous child! Oh, he’s a foul child.” Din Djarin: “Sorry about that, he’s younger.” Anzellan: “Yeah, unhealthy child…oh!!” [screams] Din Djarin: “No, Grogu!”
2. Din Djarin: “Child, by no means belief a pirate.” (Sandi)
A Million Little Issues –
1. Gary: “You may by no means be nearly as good as Maggie Bloom.” (LexiF)
Shrinking –
1. Jimmy: “Sean, we haven’t talked in any respect about your time in Afghanistan.” Sean: “I ain’t gonna lie, Jimmy, I’ve been feeling fairly fucking good. Okay? Like, why would we fuck with that?” Jimmy: “That’s my job, dude. I acquired a level in Fucking With That. From the College of All Up in Your Enterprise.”
2. Jimmy: “So, I used to be out within the hallway and I used to be gonna are available in and ask you for assist. My affected person, Grace, received’t reply to me. After which it occurred to me that you just’re not speaking to me about sufferers, so I made a decision to not are available in.” Paul: “But right here you’re.” Jimmy: “But right here I’m. Hear, Paul. I do know you assume that I’ve made some unhealthy selections, however can we please simply transfer ahead?” Paul [pause]: “Nahhhhhh.” Jimmy: “It’s the buzzer. I gotta be trustworthy, I don’t love the buzzer, Paul.” Paul: “Then you need to say issues that I agree with.” (Sandi)
So Assist Me Todd –
1. Margaret: “I’ll by no means perceive what Todd noticed in you. You’re manipulative and controlling.” Veronica: “Are you kidding? That is precisely what he noticed me. He noticed you. Manipulative, controlling. Nobody is simpler to idiot than a mama’s boy.” (Prpleight)
Son of a Critch –
1. Grownup Mark: “Usually there was no privateness in any respect in our little home, however this night time was an ideal storm. My brother was working the night time shift on the radio station, Pop could be asleep by 7, and my people have been celebrating their twentieth anniversary by going someplace they’d by no means been…Out!”
2. Grownup Mark: “The perfect motion pictures I’d ever seen lived in my household’s reminiscences. Who wanted Porky’s whenever you had tales about Bob Bartlett, secret bases, and romance?” Mary: “, there’s part of me that just about needs that the facility would return out.” Younger Mark: “Yeah, me too.” (The shot of Mark Senior – understanding he’s the true Mark – smiling and nodding his settlement in the direction of his son/youthful self made this transient, candy trade all of the extra coronary heart warming. – Sandi)
3. Younger Mark: “They’re loud. Pants shouldn’t be loud. And the material, it’s chafing me. I feel we should always preserve wanting.” Mark Senior: “They’re high quality. Bought a great waist. Loads of allowance. A number of size there. Look, we will tape up the bottoms till you develop into ’em. How’s your penis? Is there room in your penis? The place’s your penis?” Younger Mark [as another customer walks by]: “Cease speaking in regards to the penis!” (Sandi)
Star Trek: Picard-
1. Captain Shaw: “We’re primarily cornered in area…which has no corners.”
2. Captain Vadic: “There he’s, Admiral Jean-Luc Picard, in all his artificial glory.”
3. Raffi: “Anyone wants to talk for the useless.” (Djriter)
4. Jean-Luc: “I’m unsure about this plan.” Will: “As a result of it’s not likely a plan, it’s a ruse.” Jean-Luc: “Yeah, that’s the half I don’t like.” Will: “You and I are two highly-ranked members of Starfleet doing a routine shock inspection.” Jean-Luc: “We may very well be court-martialed for this. You can lose all the pieces you’ve labored for.” Will: “Provided that we get caught. You bought to promote this. Come on Admiral. Present your inspection face. Give me a type of inflexible, disapproving, bitter expressions you’re well-known for.”
5. Jean-Luc: “Adrenaline rush.” Will: “From concern or the considered seeing Beverly once more?” Jean-Luc: “Each.” Will: “Terrific. Your fingers are stiff, my knees are killing me. As long as we don’t want to maneuver or shoot, we must be high quality.” (Sandi)
Station 19 –
1. Carina Deluca: “I lose you both method Bella, I might reasonably lose you and have you ever be alive.” (Rianne)
The Means Residence –
1. Elliott: “The pond has a thoughts of its personal.” Kat: “Perhaps the pond needs me to seek out Jacob. It’s letting me time journey El, there should be a cause, I do know it.”
2. Del: “That’s a police report. You shouldn’t have that.” Kat: “That’s what a press go is for.”
3. Jacob: “Positive, later gator.” Kat: “Shortly, crocodile.” (Djriter)
What We’re Watching
12 Monkeys –
1. Athan: “You talk about time as if it is the enemy.” Cassie: “We will name ourselves healers all we wish, however all we’re actually doing is simply combating the clock, and it at all times wins.” (Maria Sol)
The E book of Boba Fett –
1. Din Djarin: “Haven’t seen you because you gave up your armor. How have you ever been?” Cobb Vanth: “Extra cautious.”
2. Cobb Vanth: “We’re sq., you and me.” Din Djarin: “Sure, we’re. However I didn’t assume you have been one to again down from bullies.” Cobb Vanth: “See, that’s what I like about you, Mando. That large smile of yours permits you to get away with something.” (Sandi)
New Amsterdam –
1. Iggy: “However to consider that all of us have the capability to be heroes irrespective of how evil the world could seem, that is tougher as a result of meaning, when the worst occurs we will select to face up, we will select to assist. And that is what, all day, throughout us, folks do. So is the world darkish? Positive. However there’s mild. There’s a lot mild. You simply must open your eyes and look.” (Maria Sol)
Yellowjackets –
1. Mrs Taylor: “It might probably’t at all times have been straightforward for you, Shauna. Jackie was simply so gifted. I can not think about how exhausting it should’ve been, at all times evaluating your self to somebody so lovely and sensible.” Jeff: “Shauna acquired into Brown. She’s, uh, the neatest individual I’ve ever met. Are-are you a genius? Did you ever take a type of exams? You need to take considered one of these. Shauna and I have been sleeping collectively when Jackie and I have been nonetheless a couple. Which is, clearly, , a shitty, uh, factor. However there it’s. As a result of the reality is Jackie was wonderful. However so was my rattling spouse. And she or he nonetheless is. And I could have been an fool then, however at the least I used to be sensible sufficient to see that.”
2. Nat: “You don’t get it do you? This isn’t for us. That is for Travis.” Tai: “Nat, we’re not even positive his demise is expounded to any of this.” Nat: “The fuck it isn’t. You guys don’t know Travis like I do. He wouldn’t kill himself. Do you perceive that? And I do know you assume I’m loopy, however what I see? You guys are simply as fucked up as I’m. You’re simply higher at mendacity to yourselves. You’re not wholesome. You’re not steady. You’re dwelling on the brink, similar to me. If you happen to’re not gonna assist me with the plan, I’ll do it myself.” (Sandi)
